Interviewer: *asks simple question*
Shailene: *answers it simply*
Theo: *answers in three minutes of discussing the history of the universe and a bad joke*
Have you ever had sex
Do you like Taylor Swift?
I’m not sure. I only know few of her songs (I really like Safe and Sound) and I don’t know know much about her.
Who was your first kiss?
Some random guy at a disco when I was 14. It was a pretty bad kiss
have you ever kissed someone
Serena is why I have trust issues
have u ever met celebrity?
Not a big celebrity. I have only met my local celebrities but it’s not a big deal.
have you ever cried bc ansel
Not yet but I’m 100% sure I have after TFiOS comes out